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The Comeback is Coming Along

I just finished restoring all of the old features and reviews that were worth restoring. There were some missing images that I couldn't find and there may be a few more things lurking in the various backups I took over the years, but I think for now it's a good start content-wise. I'm going to focus on getting the layout in a non-garbage-adjacent state before I start actually posting again.

In the meantime, you can check out some of these classic articles:

Don't Make Me Tap The Spine

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During my time in exile I was briefly employed as a Simpsons Shitposter. It's a period of my life I never want to speak of and will forever cherish. 


Assassin's Creed III vs Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

I'm new to the Assassin's Creed series. I started with the fourth entry, Black Flag, which is basically a pirate simulator that someone at Ubisoft thought was a better idea than making another Assassin's Creed game, but the Ubisoft execs decided to call it Assassin's Creed anyway because they need to make a new one of those games every year or else they can't buy baguettes for their French children.

So, after loving Black Flag I recently decided I would give the only other entry that came out on Wii U a try—Assassin's Creed III. The experience so far has been somewhat different from Black Flag, so I thought I would briefly compare my first impressions with each game.