MMPRSSF+ Part IV: A New Hope Approaches!

Shit. Is it time for another edition of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Super Special Feature + already!? The last one was only published . . . two years ago? Ffff... Okay, fine. Here it is: part four of the Super Special Feature +, brought to you by the letter ಠ_ರೃ.

My nephew is a huge fan of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. A few months ago his mother, beyond anyone's better judgement, let him read the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Super Special Feature + here on The 34th Dimension. He loved it so much that he came to me and asked if I would let him make the next one.

The MMPRSSF+ Returns!

I'm genuinely sorry that today's Celebration 2010 post is going up so late, but I think it's worth the wait. For today I have brought the return of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Super Special Feature + (currently in three parts). Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, the MMPRSSF+ was The 34th Dimension's very first feature, created back when I still occasionally reviewed movies.

It's honestly some of the best work I've done on this site, which is a huge insult to everything else. Speaking of insults, I don't think the commenters at Retro Junk will ever forgive me for these.

• Part I: Character Biographies
• Part II: The Journey Continues
• Part III: Bulk and Skull: A Tribute to Angel Grove's Bad Boys

There's just one more day until the old domain expires! Check back tomorrow for the final surprise, and be sure to check out the rest of the Countdown 2010 posts as well.

The First Annual Domain Name Expiration Countdown!

The old domain name for The 34th Dimension expires on December 22, so to count it down and celebrate my cheapness I'll be posting something new each day from now until I lose control of the domain. Since I just thought of this plan an hour ago I have absolutely nothing prepared, so expect shitty quality across the board.

I'll have the first item up tonight by 11:59 PM Mountain Standard Time.

The Year Was Two Thousand and Ten...

There is nothing else coming out this year that I have any interest in seeing, so I'm just going to call it: Predators is the best movie of 2010. I haven't enjoyed a single other thing directed or produced by Robert Rodriguez, including Planet Terror and Machette, so I was surprised that I enjoyed Predators so much. Even more than the original, I'd say.

The runners up are The Karate Kid—anyone who complained that it didn't have any karate in it was obviously too hung up to enjoy a really well done movie—and Let Me In. These are seriously the only three movies that were worth the money I spent to see them.

Alice in Wonderland was a typical Tim Burton mess—this guy hasn't made an original film since Beetlejuice; Scott Pilgrim vs. The World stars Michael Cera as Michael Cera; Iron Man 2 had all of the same problems as Spider-Man 2; and the only way Inception could be considered thought provoking is if the last movie you'd seen were Transformers 2. It was an incredibly disappointing year for movies, and Roger Ebert still thinks that he's critiquing art.

My Joyous Romp Through Hell: The Doom Marine’s Story

Everyone knows the story of Doom: a lone marine saves the world from the legions of Hell, kicking ass all the way back to Earth. But who among us can say they know what really happened up there at the UAC facility? Today, the Doom Marine is here to recount his grisly tale as only he can.

Don't you know that POG is a game?

... Everybody knows it’ll drive you insane!

The Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon

This year at The 34th Dimension we’re having the First Annual Valentine’s Day Horror Movie Marathon, including each of the four great films listed below. If you’re hard up for ideas of what to watch, here’s a great point to jump off from.