Awesome Promotions

Years ago the Internet used to go all out in celebration of big movie events. Here are three of the best promotional movie websites ever made that are still around or have been archived for your present-day enjoyment.

Alien Shooter 2 (PC)

No, this isn’t going to become another retro review site. I just don’t keep up with new releases, and when you’re writing about a game that’s three months old nobody finds it relevant or endearing. If I want to be hip with the kids I’ve gotta go way back to the far off year of 2006 for my review fodder. That’s the year Alien Shooter 2 was released and is also the year I vowed that, one day, I would take the game’s developer Sigma Team and make them my wife.

The 2nd Annual Valentine’s Day Horror Movie Marathon

Ah, Valentine’s Day!

I’ll be honest: this is the first time in two years that I’ve been without a date for this so-called holiday. Does that make me bitter? Not a chance, because I always have my annual V-Day Horror Movie Marathon to look forward to in lieu of some state-regulated hanky.

The Adventures of Batman and Robin (Game Gear)

The Adventures of Batman and Robin for the Sega GameGear is about the adventures of Batman and Robin for the Sega GameGear. This is a fact that we know because of circumstantial evidence.


Some of you may be asking, "Why should I play The Adventures of Batman and Robin when Batman: Arkham Assylum is already available?" That is a very good question, which I will answer with maths and science.