Happy New Year. In Max Payne 2, did anyone else think Max had tiny arms?
Oasis is just Coldplay with added family drama.
Things of the Year, 2024

Another year ends while I reflect on the few things that brought me joy.
As a kid I never watched MacGyver but I did see The Guyver, so I thought Patty and Selma were really into scifi body horror movies.
They probably would have liked The Thing.
Is "65" just 90 minutes of Adam Driver making bad decisions plus dinosaurs? I like it.
I like Dragon Ball Daima even more knowing that DB Super fans hate it.
What I Actually Like About Dragon Ball Super
In my review of Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero, I let my dislike of Dragon Ball Super come out all over the place and I'm still trying to get the stains out. But I just watched Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero and I decided that instead of reviewing it I would write a blog post about the few things I actually really like about Super.
Anime Himbos and You: A review of Dragon Ball Sparking! Zero

It's only Budokai Tenkaichi if it comes from the Tenkaichi region of Japan. Otherwise it's just Sparking! Zero.
My Worst Opinions, Part 1

Do you like reading about another person's opinions that you're most likely to disagree with? Then you'll probably hate this article but for unrelated reasons.
The Comeback is Coming Along
I just finished restoring all of the old features and reviews that were worth restoring. There were some missing images that I couldn't find and there may be a few more things lurking in the various backups I took over the years, but I think for now it's a good start content-wise. I'm going to focus on getting the layout in a non-garbage-adjacent state before I start actually posting again.
In the meantime, you can check out some of these classic articles:
Don't Make Me Tap The Spine
1During my time in exile I was briefly employed as a Simpsons Shitposter. It's a period of my life I never want to speak of and will forever cherish.