I've spent the weekend fixing most of the problems with the site's display on mobile. It's still not great, but it's a lot better.

I also updated the header to something closer to the final version I'm working on, plus a little more behind the scenes that nobody besides me will notice. The design as a whole is still only about 20% done, but my goal is to make a little more progress each week until it stops being hideous—which is the same goal my mom set regarding me.

No, I don't think I will.

 

The Nintendo Switch 2 announcement is like the Wii U and PS3 combined.

Nintendo dun fucked up the Switch 2 announcement, and it's all about the money.

I just finished reading my first novel in about ten years. "Men in Black: The Green Saliva Blues" by Dean Wesley Smith. It took the MIB to finally undo what five years as an English major ruined in my brain.

I rewatched Men In Black: International last night and it's definitely better than it gets credit for. Its biggest problem is somehow making Chris Hemsworth unlikeable.

I'm watching Lexx for the first time and, yes, it's basically extra-horny Farscape with a quarter of the budget, but it's also a pretty good PlayStation FMV game with pre-rendered backgrounds.

Daredevil: Born Again is lazy garbage

I knew that the new Daredevil series was going to set up Wilson Fisk as a Donald Trump analogue, because that's what lazy writers did the last time the idiotic masses of America voted for their esteemed, pants-shitting, pussy-necked, diarrhoea-drizzler in chief. But Daredevil doing it is particularly bad. Comparing Trump to Fisk gives the real life diaper-filler too much credit. Fisk is an introspective, calculating, criminal mastermind. Trump is a greedy, overweight moron who can't even control his own asshole, but that describes most Americans so they really did elect a man who represents them.

Americans truly are the dumbest gaggle of retards on this short bus of a planet.

Marvel needs to forget about movies and do a live action, episodic Spider-Man TV series.

Dragon Ball DAIMA did the one thing I was hoping it would and brought back Super Saiyan 4

I should be ecstatic, but I'm not a fan of most of the changes they've made.

First, the method of transforming in GT, which required going ape-mode first, was a lot better narratively than Old Man Power-up.

Design-wise, the old black hair colour contrasted with the reddish fur better (which is why it's the one time I don't prefer Gogeta's design over Goku's), and I don't like how the fur stops mid-way down the forearms instead of at the wrists. But it's actually a good change that it doesn't automatically/temporarily make Goku an adult again.

The Sixth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon: Free Streaming Edition

Put on your favourite The Cure album and set the razor blades beside the bath tub because Valentine's Day is here again!

Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat Conquest gets his ass kicked so often, I'm starting to think Kung Lao isn't that great a fighter.

Joy from My Name Is Earl could have been the champion of Earthrealm.

"Voodoo Too" by Godsmack always makes me think of "(More) Beaver Fever" from The Angry Beavers.

Why are rings even a thing? Does everybody not have a panic attack when you effortlessly slide a ring on your finger and then can't just as easily pull it off?

Belle is my favourite Disney princess because we have a lot in common. I also prance around while singing about how all the dumb townies are beneath me.

Not sure why anyone would go to Kung Lao's trading post in MK Conquest when a ninja fight breaks out there every week.

Or maybe it's a selling feature.

"Wanna go to the trading post? There might be ninjas today."

"Eff yeah! I caught a tooth last time!"

Mortal Kombat: Conquest is actually great for a '90s live action fantasy adventure series. It's like Xena but less horny.

Live Watch: Night Swim (2024)

I'm trying something new. Rather than writing a review, I'll be live-blogging my impressions as I watch Night Swim, which I know absolutely nothing about.

Spoilers, obviously.

PC versus console is like BMW versus Hyundai.

A BMW is higher quality, more powerful, will likely last longer if well maintained, and is exclusively driven by douchebags who waste money on useless shit for personal status that only other douchebags care about.

It's fitting that Clark Kent, the boy from Smallville, is now being played by a guy whose name sounds like "corn sweat."

In Quest for Camelot, why is there a sign pointing towards the "Forbidden Forest"? Is it, like, a point of interest?

"Come, see the Forbidden Forest! Except don't because... y'know."

Rewatching Smallville in HD is very illuminating. You can see exactly which actors smoked in the 2000s and which tooth they held the cigarette against.

Lana was a front-right tooth gal, while Whitney's actor was a middle-of-the-road kind of guy.

The world would be a better place if Wikipedia looked like Encarta '96.

FromSoftware should remove invasions from their next game

People who invade in FromSoft games are trolls who derive their fun from ruining other people's progress and experience, and the mechanic should be removed in future games to stop encouraging shitty Gamer behaviour. Any argument the trolls make to try and justify themselves is inherently disingenuous.

So, Metroid Dread is a really bad game, right?

Is that where we collectively landed on it? Nobody talks about it ever since it came out, as if everyone is afraid to say what they really think. The E.M.M.I.s absolutely ruined what might have otherwise been a really dull game anyways.